I'M STILL IN: Ho Chi Minh City
NEXT UP IS STILL: Cambodia
For the past month I have been moaning about being short on time here at the end of my SE Asian leg. "If I could just have one more week, I could fit in all the stops I want to make in the perfect amount of time," I whined to myself and others. It's my pleasure to tell you that I moved my ticket to Athens back exactly one week! I could not be more pleased about this. I also could not be happier that I finally got my hands on the latest/last Harry Potter book (thanks, Alice!) which I devoured and loved.
The immediate impact of my schedule change was that I could stay in Ho Chi Minh City a few more days, which has been great. I've even managed to do some sightseeing, an activity which had lost a bit of its luster of late.
First stop: The War Remnants Museum in HCMC. As you can guess, few of these remnants are cheerful. This is not the museum to visit if you are having an existential crisis, are depressed or even if you are just a little down in the dumps. There are many pictures of dead people and wounded people and people having a really bad day/decade/life. It's a big ole bummer, but important stuff to look at nonetheless. There was a whole section about Bob Kerrey and his regrets about his time as a SEAL in Viet Nam. By the time I got to the Tiger Cages replicated in exact detail I was pretty much done. I did enjoy seeing some of the communist propaganda from the USSR, DDR, Cuba, etc. in support of the Viet Namese people. Those folks had some great graphic designers!
Today I took an all-day tour to see the Holy See of the Cao Dai religion, which was awesome, and the Cu Chi Tunnels, which were just sort of disturbing. To start the tunnel experience, we sat through part of a film (they inexplicably turned it off about halfway through) explaining how the guerrillas fought the Imperialists. OK, so fine, I was totally ready for some more propaganda, but this film was virtually unwatchable, even before they turned it off! I think Eisenstein was working with better film stock, and I won't even get into the sound and editing problems, which were numerous. Throughout the twenty minutes we watched the movie I just puzzled over why they wouldn't spend a little cash and make a movie that you could actually see and hear? Anyhoo: after the movie it was onto looking at homemade booby traps, which our guide gigglingly demonstrated and some model hooches. Then we got to the firing range. For $1/bullet, you could shoot a M-16, AK-1 and/or several other guns. You could also buy tchotchkes made out of shell casings and bomb fragments. We spent all of five minutes in the tunnel, which was small and amazing. But overall there just seemed to be a disconnect between beholding the atrocities of war and blasting off some rounds.
One thing I liked very much - throughout this screampark there were dummies (life replicants?) that seemed entirely unnecessary, but also entirely awesome. And a few of them (also entirely unnecessarily) came to life, sawing open a bomb, beating some rice, etc. I just wish I could have attended a few of the Planning Committee meetings of the folks who made this joint into a tourist attraction. Who knows what fantastic ideas (besides a visible movie and NON-moving dummies) were brainstormed and discarded?